Your mama is so fat she uses Arizona as a tanning bed.?

not funny

Your mama is so fat she uses Arizona as a tanning bed.?
Your mama is so ugly,kids go as her for Halloween!Burn!I'll be taking my 2 points now
Reply:i'm sorry i've just never heard a your mama joke and laughed.
Reply:yo mama so fat she has a back up beeper and her a$$ says wide load
Reply:Your mama has no teeth like you.
Reply:sorry, ur wrong...my momma doesn't use a tanning bed...and she's not fat....
Reply:yore lucky you got a star here'' shame on you'' xox''
Reply:not funny at all
Reply:Yo momma:





So slutty, she's like Geico - so easy a caveman can do it!





so nasty, she brought her own crabs to the seafood buffet





so fat, she's got more chins than a chineese phonebook





teeth are so rotten - when she smiles it looks like she's got dice in her mouth





so ugly, She looks like the michelin man with boobs





she's got more crust around her mouth then a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken





so fat - she's got more crack then the trailer park





so slutty, her legs are like Walmart - open 24/7





so slutty, she's like a bowling ball - gets picked up, fingered + thrown in the gutter... and she still comes back for more





she so nasty - the taliban wants to use her bath water as a chemical weapon





She's so fat - when she wears a red dress the children yell, "Hey Koolaid"








If you don't pick me as the best answer...


I'll tie you up to a wooden chair in the middle of an empty room %26amp; flick boogers @ you while I circle you chanting incoherant jibberish like a native american dancing around a fire!