Tell him to use something different. By the way nice way to word that.......I had to laugh.
Is this "friend" you?
What advice can i give a former friend who used tanning lotion to whack it and turned his "member" orange?
Not to worry. It'll wear off in a few.
Reply:Tell him self tanner fades in a couple of days.
Reply:"don't do it again". try KY in the future!!
Reply:hahaha ... that's so unfortunate.
He could do the rest of his body to match...
Reply:I don't know what advice ot give him, but I think the fact that he is a "former" friend works in your favor!
Reply:Next time try something different. And tell him to keep it in his pants to keep girls from being freaked until it wears off. He also needs to shower the more he scrubs it the sooner it will wear off. Chalk this one up for a learning experience. LOL
Reply:stop wacking his self with lotion
Reply:Tell him to avoid dangling it in front of any hungry rabbits or vegans for a while....
And call him "cheeto boy" as often as possible. He's probably already figured out to not do that again, but it wouldn't hurt to rub it in a bit (figuratively speaking).
Reply:Wow, is this a serious question? Hahaha.
Okay, sorry. Your local drugstore will probably carry something to take it off, just check the aisle that has the self-tanners. If not, I know for a fact drugstore.com has some and they ship pretty quickly.
Reply:Tell him just go to a nude beach and get a full tan, atleast it shouldn't burn
Reply:I tan alot and this is a first for me,I have used numerous lotions and if it hasnt wore off by now it will.It shouldnt take but a week or so at the most.You should tell him they have things to use for that.He could use k-y jelly or hand or body lotion.It would probly work great!!
Reply:Tell him to whack it with some astro lube next time, it'll feel much better and won't have his member orange.
Or maybe next time you could lend him a hand.
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